The Portrait of Dorian Farbstein

The Metro rail system appears to have aged 100 years just in the last month. Add cracked rails on the Red Line to the list of recent problems: one derailment, one ceiling collapse, one fire, one flooding, one runaway train/head-on collision.

Thanks again to all state governments involved, and the federal government, for refusing to pony up for Metro. You've successfully turned our major subway system into a giant clusterfuck. BRAV-FUCKING-O. Oh, I'll bet it's time to raise fares again to make up for it! Yayyy!